Jonathan Michael

Desiderata

December 8, 2011 9:07 pm

Havent done one of these in a while

1. Taken a picture naked? Nah

2. Painted your room? ya

3. Kissed a member of the same sex? mhmm

4. Drove a car? ya

5. Danced in front of your mirror? of course

6. Had a crush? yes

7. Been dumped? eh, i guess not

8. Stole money from a friend? no

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? drunk

10. Been in a fist fight? unfortunately

11. Snuck out of your house? I never had to. My mom trusted me lol. Except for the times I went to smoke weed on the side of the house.

12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? ya

13. Been arrested? I’ve unwillingly gone for a ride in the back of a cop car, if that counts.

14. Made out with a stranger? drunk

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes

16. Left your house without telling your parents? I try not to

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? um I dont think I have

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? The beach all the time. Resulted in #13.

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? ya

20. Seen someone die? no

21. Been on a plane? no :(

22. Kissed a picture? I’m sure 

23. Slept in until 3? I slept until 5 the day after graduation

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? miss

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yep

26. Made a snow angel? tried. The snow was more like ice.

27. Played dress up? yes

28. Cheated while playing a game? I’m sure

29. Been lonely? yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes. In the class that I always ditched because the teacher was on to me and didn’t give me any classwork so I would fail.

31. Been to a club? yep

32. Felt an earthquake? born and raised in LA

  33. Touched a snake? never

34. Ran a red light? ya

35. Been suspended from school? no

36. Had detention? yes

37. Been in a car accident? small ones

38. Hated the way you look? at times

39. Witnessed a crime? I’ve seen people tagging in Lincoln Heights

40. Pole danced? I don’t think so

41. Been lost? The only time I’ve been lost was when I smoked and tried to drive home, which was only like a mile away. 

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? no :(

43. Felt like dying? yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep? ya

46. Sang karaoke? never

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? ya

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? no don’t think so

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no

50. Kissed in the rain? yes

51. Sang in the shower? quietly

52. Made out in a park? yes

53. Dream that you married someone? I dont think so

54. Glued your hand to something? no

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no

57. Been a cheerleader? no

58. Sat on a roof top? yes

59. Brush your teeth? no never

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes

61. Played chicken? ya

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no but willingly jumped

63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? um yes

64. Broken a bone? yes

65. Been easily amused? I’m filling out a 100 question myspace survey

66. Laughed so hard you cried? yes

67. Mooned/flashed someone? no. well not on purpose.

68. Cheated on a test? probably like once

69. Forgotten someone’s name? ya

70. Slept naked? ya

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yes

73. Blacked out from drinking? see #23

74. Played a prank on someone? yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? Breaking Dawn

76. Made love to anything not human? see #75

77. Failed a class? many

78. Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? penisss. (Haha Emma, I’m leaving your answer)

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? Not consecutively

81. Do you celebrate the fourth of July? ya

. 82. Thrown strange objects? probably?

83. Felt like killing someone? yes. not seriously.

84. Felt like running away? ya

85. Ran away? no

86. Did drugs? mhmm

87. Had detention and not attend it? yes and had to attend saturday school

89. Made a parent cry? ya :(

90. Cried over someone? ya

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? probably

92. Dated someone more than once? lol no

93. Had/Have a dog? yes

95. Own an instrument? piano, keyboard, guitar.

96. Been in a band? nah

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? that’s probably not healthy

98. Broken a CD? ya

99. Shot a gun? yes

100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? yuuup