January 2012
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Wiz kahlifa just passed me on Hollywood blvd. and was staring at me.
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I just told a bag of gummi bears “I’ll miss you” as I left for work
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I had a fucking cupcake for dinner. And now I feel like shit.
Thank you Bank of America
for putting a hold on my debit card and making me feel stupid for making “irregular transactions” while drunk in West Hollywood last weekend. Yes I bought alcohol and clothing at 12am. Stop Judging me.
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December 2011
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So i just sat here playing guitar and wrote a song about how I lost my keys to the tune of Dear John by Taylor Swift.
It was actually pretty good/hilarious.
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Contemplating walking to subway in my pajamas.
I mean… I’ll still look good next to all the homeless and crazies.
Finally have a job in Hollywood
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Havent done one of these in a while
1. Taken a picture naked? Nah
2. Painted your room? ya
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? mhmm
4. Drove a car? ya
5. Danced in front of your mirror? of course
6. Had a crush? yes
7. Been dumped? eh, i guess not
8. Stole money from a friend? no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? drunk
10. Been in a fist fight? unfortunately
11. Snuck out of...
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So I Just worked out next to Puck at LA Fitness
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“Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful...”
– Helen Keller
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Tonight I went to the gym with my uncle, who used to be a personal trainer, and I literally felt like I was going to die. We went to Baja Fresh afterwards and I was so disoriented I couldn’t pronounce Chicken Taquitos.
We’re going again tomorrow because apparently I wanna kill myself.
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Never shop at the Ralph's on La Brea and Fountain
Watchcostinm:
Lady Gaga | Marry the Night (Official Music Video)
So good